佢又黎啦!

我公司呢位"好朋友"又出招!真係不吐不快:
上回講到,佢話我好轉工容易呀嘛。。。

琴日,正當我改exam改到如火如荼之際,佢又唔毃門死入o黎:
好朋友: "喂,你過黎呀,我有野比你睇!"
(我心諗:%&%$*$*&%&(*&)&((_##$$***!)
好朋友向本人展示一件掛牆雕刻。
好朋友:"呢件野係我係墨西哥帶番來既,當年係美國讀書,平安夜同朋友去mexico玩,發生車禍, 成架車反左,但係我執番條命仔。〔按:呢件事應該講過十次以上〕,由果日開始,我就覺得我每一日都係賺番來既,所以我特登帶呢件野番黎office提醒自己,我係哩度既每一日,無論點辛苦都好喇,都係賺左架喇!"

我: "幾靚喎,好有意思呀!.....喂唔得閒傾住喇,要今日趕起疊卷,過返去先。"

後記:我聽到o既第一個反應係,(對唔住,你話我衰都好) ->>> 點解你當時會執番條命仔架?亦深深明白,點解人地咁鍾意鬧人"咁多人say唔見你say"。。。。係度為禍人間!!!!比多條命四川既災民仲好啦!(係!我係好討厭佢!)
我當然知道佢比說話我聽,但係我真係唔想,亦都冇興趣諗佢想講乜,我做乜浪費時間係呢條茂李身上?
當然,打呢篇野都真係幾徙時間,但係我都堅持要同大家分享,順便唔該幫我鬧爆佢!
CMG!

10 comments:

Unknown said...

好明顯, 他很'捨不得...yeah..yeah...' 很想珍惜同你一起的每一天...
條友仔真係無聊到震.. 死開啦!! 有無相呀?哈....我真係覺得你很有修養... 仲可以咁有禮貌地回答佢! 仲有兩個月, 頂住!!

Unknown said...

喂!丁丁!!我都係咁話呀。個茂茂係咪鐘意o左 TS!搞咁多無謂o野~

不過 TS,我都知你地無可能o架啦,我都未見過你咁憎一個人 wakakakakkaka

Anonymous said...

喂你兩個咩事呀依家!叫你鬧爆佢呀!唔係叫你地作無謂既揣測!!
係咁。

Anonymous said...

ANGRY

Unknown said...

再鬧: 痳煩你死開三尺遠, 以後唔好行埋唻, 你唔好柑厚面皮啦, 入人地office係要敲門嫁...同你好熟咩...你好得閒咩...走呀走呀...死開死開...

(夠未?!)

Unknown said...

我之前咪鬧過佢囉!!鬧佢好 gaai wo tiu leoi 呀嘛!!wakakkaakka

SEI LOU! WAN SIK HAANG JYUN DI! WO TIU LEOI DOU GAM GAAU!!!!

dak mei?? wakakakakakak

Anonymous said...

DING LEI AA!
M HOU ZOU JIU AA! WO GOU NEI GAA!

bat gwo si daan laa..ceot faan daam hei dou hou!

Anonymous said...

我想知呢個阿叔係唔係有病...(應該係~)

佢真係煩到爆~~~~~~~~~

仲有, 點可以唔毃門, 咁簡單的禮貌都唔識?! 你同佢講:

"妮翻休知完hok蝦咩height light 貓啦~"
(你返幼稚園學下咩係禮貌啦~)

lei5 gaa1 man4 said...
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lei5 gaa1 man4 said...

好gaaaan動呀!連pegpeg都幫我鬧爆佢!仲講埋創意普通話添!多謝你。。多謝各位呀!

係呀,好明顯係重病添!冇得救架喇!

其實有相架。。等我搵張樣衰既同大家分享先。waaaaaaaaaakakakakakaka

wahahaha..好耐冇試過咁多留言喇喎!haha

MT u r rite ar。。。我唔會咁憎一個人架,同埋冇乜野我都唔會公開唱佢呀!係佢逼迫我架乍!